You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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