problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
