i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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