so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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