I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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