trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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