worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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