Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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