butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
is this the sara with the beer cane?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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