You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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