Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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