new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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