the day after is always just damage control
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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