how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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