It's Friday. Sex?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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