Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
only if we run a train.
done.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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