u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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