Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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