If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
