i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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