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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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