the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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