If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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