I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
