your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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