Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
