they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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