I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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