he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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