What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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