We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We named our party play list daddy issues
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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