D3 body, D1 cock
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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