I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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