Your tits are I can't wait for
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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