He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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