you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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