guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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