she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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