He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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