I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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