There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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