I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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