They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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