I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
send nudes
from the living room?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Randomize
