I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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