ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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