I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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