we have officially lost it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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