Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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