He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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