There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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