Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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