OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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