he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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