i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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