the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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